JIMMY NEUTRON!

 

Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
Carl: [quietly] I didn’t think we liked girls yet, Jim.
Jimmy: Oh, we don’t, we don’t, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can’t control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

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